Way back when I thought I was a stud, I was at a party.
At this party I spied a really beautiful girl. So, I started staring at her. She was so nice I just couldn’t help staring, so I stared and stared. A couple of times I noticed she stared back, so I’m thinking, “oh man, she wants me”
After a while this guy came over to me and said “ hey pal, you see that girl over there” pointing to the girl I had been staring at. And I said “oh yeah, are you kidding”. He looks at me real serious and says, “ she wants you”, and I said, all excited. “Really, wow”
Then he says, “Yeah, she wants you to stop staring at her”
I WAS IN FINANCIAL DISTRESS, SO I WENT TO A GOOD FRIEND AND ASKED HIM IF COULD HELP ME OUT.
HE SAID SURE THING, AND HE SHOWED ME THE DOOR.
I was going out with this girl for a long time, but eventually we broke up.
After we broke up, she kept calling me,
Yeah, she called me a jerk, a loser, she called me everything under the sun, …